Next up ....

For the Cats is the Penn State Nittany Lions. In case you are wondering what a Nittany Lion is, and why its in Happy Valley, its a good thing you're here at Fish Head, cause no-one else knows these super-important things.

Founded in 1855 as an agricultural college, today its a fine university about which I can't think of anything to say. But you can peek for yourself by looking at the LionCam.

The Lions have sandwich breaded two W's over creampuffs Akron and Youngstown State with the spam of a crushing loss to the over-rated Fighting Irish in between. While it appears that Penn State is a bit of a weakling this year, the only hope for the Wild Cats is if the OSU Buckeyes literally stomp them to death in their game today. Alternatively, perhaps the Buckeye fans, who are known for their violent rampages, could take care of business for us.