Between work, the kids, and the 4 double scotches I had last night, it was hard to decide if I was sluggish or paralyzed this morning. Waking up in the morning is a major chore, and my raging addiction to caffeine does not help. I have one of these high tech coffee machines, and I found myself sweating and hopping from foot to foot while it ground the beans and clanked and gurgled thru its cycle. Can I really continue doing this every morning? You know the old saying, Leaders confront and solve problems. Or, they just paint a little makeup on the pig to make it look better, which is my plan. So kudos to the genius who invented this stuff.