The state of Maine is a hateful, bigoted place

I was shocked and saddened to learn today that in the State of Maine, I would be considered a hardened criminal fit only to be incarcerated. It amazes me that in the USA of the 21st century, attitudes like this are allowed and apparently encouraged by local governments. I don't even need to Google to be sure that Maine is controlled by an evil Democratic cabal that should be swept from office by the will of the people, and the rights of all its inhabitants restored.