Thank god the Republican Party had the foresight to invent the TSA

Thank god that President Bush had the foresight to recognize and react to the security threat to our air transportation system, and form the TSA in 2001. And double thank god that he and his party are such effective administrators that they have honed the TSA into a finely tuned, gel-confiscating machine. Nothing gets by these guys! Click here and here for examples of how the TSA has turned the skies into the starry blue equivalent of Fort Knox.