Week 2 Funk

The Fish Head is in a deep funk, floating upside down on the surface.

The Cats got thoroughly beaten by Duke, the offense looked anemic, and worse, the Cats week 1 win was tarnished as Purdue fell to the Fighting Pelicans of Eastern Michigan. As the coup de grace, Coach Fitz blamed the loss on the players, despite the obvious lack of a coherent game plan on offense.

The Akron game looms large next week, and the Cats need to reboot and improve in all phases of the game.

In other exciting Big Ten action, Nebraska lost to Colorado 33-28. Scott Frost’s prayers for rain were not answered a second week. Josh Heupel continues to laugh in Orlando.

Michigan, Wisconsin, Ohio State, and Maryland all beat their cupcakes. Sorry Rutgers, yes you are a tasty cupcake despite being a conference game.

Iowa’s defense beat Iowa State. Kirk Ferentz issued a BOLO to find his offense. The Illini stayed on track for their planned 2-10 season by beating Western Illinois, setting themselves up to run off the next 10 games as losses. Which actually seems likely as they have lost their starting QB and their star receiver.

The Fish Head is a proud Hoosier so it’s great to see IU start 2-0 after crushing Virginia 20-16. And yes that’s Virginia, not Va Tech and not West Virginia. In other words, a cupcake in disguise but still 2-0.

The Minnesota Gofers snuck by Fresno State to go 2-0. I am unconvinced by PJ Fleck’s enthusiastic yammering and expect a mid season implosion in Minneapolis.

Pedo State looked strong in taking down Pitt 51-6. Of course Pitt was so pathetic that they abandoned the field goal since they couldn’t handle snaps. The Fish Head stands by his prediction from last week that Happy Valley has seen better days.

Last but not least, Mark Dantonio pulled off a miracle by making Herm Edwards look good, as MSU choked one away losing to Arizona State 16-13. Can you say goodbye Top 25?

Next week the Cats face the Akron Zips in a night game, which the Fish Head will be surreptitiously watching via cell phone during the 93rd spawnaversary of his mother. Hard to judge the caliber of the Zips who beat Morgan State (FBS) handily, but given two weak Cats performances so far, trouble could be brewing.