Questions for Week 4

1. How droopy will the Lovie merkin masks be after the Penn State Pedos drop 60 points on the Illini?
2. Which Maryland shows up to play Minnesota? The Texas Maryland or the Temple Maryland?
3. How soon does Scott Frost ask for his UCF job back?
4. Will Purdue’s march to 0-4 be obvious in the first quarter against BC?
5. Is anyone dumb enough to take Rutgers and the points against Buffalo?
6. Green Wave, Red Wave, Blue Wave. Should Tulane just phone in a forfeit?
7. Does anyone believe IU can start 4-0?
8. Can the State of Iowa survive an invasion of rabid Badgers?