Answers for Week 4

We need to test if the Fish Head is Nostradamus or Nosmartsamus. Granted my predictions were vague, insulting, and non-binary but poetic license applies.

1. How droopy will the Lovie merkin masks be after the Penn State Pedos drop 60 points on the Illini?
1. Fish Head Scores! Penn State crushed the Illini 63-24, albeit the Illini hung tough till the 4Q. And yes, I saw an announcer doing an interview wearing a merkin. Embarrassing look for Illinois.
2. Which Maryland shows up to play Minnesota? The Texas Maryland or the Temple Maryland?
1. Fish Head Scores! It was the Texas version of Maryland as the Golden Goats showed their true colors in a 42-13 blowout loss. And no Maryland players died, so that's good too.
3. How soon does Scott Frost ask for his UCF job back?
1. Fish Head Scores! Its no longer about asking, its about begging as the Cornholers were walloped by Michigan 56-10 and dropped to 0-3. UCF on the other hand crushed FAU and moved to 3-0.
4. Will Purdue’s march to 0-4 be obvious in the first quarter against BC?
1. Fish Head Loses! Purdue pantsed BC 30-13, with BC looking hapless on offense with 4 picks thrown.
5. Is anyone dumb enough to take Rutgers and the points against Buffalo?
1. Fish Head Scores! The Buffalo Bulls thumped Rutgers 42-13, easily covering ATS of -5. Better to just put your paper money in the shredder than bet on Rutgers.
6. Green Wave, Red Wave, Blue Wave. Should Tulane just phone in a forfeit?
1. Fish Head Scores! The Green Wave got swamped 49-6 by the Bucknuts. Next time use the phone, Tulane.
7. Does anyone believe IU can start 4-0?
1. Fish Head Scores! Nobody believed it and that was spot on as the Hoosiers lost 35-21 to Sparty. But at least they looked vaguely competitive.
8. Can the State of Iowa survive an invasion of rabid Badgers?
1. Fish Head Scores! Iowa lost 28-17 to Wiscy, albeit Iowa had the game locked and collapsed at the end, and the Badgers were more dyspeptic than rabid.

Heading into week 5, the Fish Head does not look forward to NU's anemic offense facing Michigan's defense. Fish Head votes for another Bye week.