Sunday, December 31, 2006
Tail wind
Friday, December 29, 2006
Nostradamus had a fish head
If you have a fire extinguisher handy, feel free to visit www.fireglenmason.com but be prepared to douse your PC when the vitriol sets it afire...
Filet the Fish Head
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Bowl boredom
Tonite we will be treated to Florida State versus UCLA in the Emerald Bowl. Florida State will be playing not to lose (life is a bitch when your record is 6-7), and UCLA will be playing for...I dunno what the Bruins will be playing for. Respect? Actually now that I think about it, the Bruins will be playing not to lose too, since losing to the helpless, hapless, pathetic wretches at FSU would be very embarrassing. Bobby Bowden should do the right thing and admit that the Seminoles suck this year and he embarrassed the University by accepting a bowl bid. How bad is it when the sports pages refer to your team as "floundering"?
Later in the week we'll get a couple half-decent Big Ten games (what's more fun than watching Glen Mason choke away a big game? How many times can we enjoy watching the "Victory Right" Hail Mary throw by Zak Kustok? Can you say a zillion bajillion?). But to be honest the first good games are on New Year's Day; the Michigan and Boise State games should be awesome.
Saturday, December 23, 2006
I'm not much of a basketball fan, but my brother lent me his season tickets for the DePaul game and my oldest daughter and I attended. We watched the Blue Demons rout the California Golden Bears 90-62 at the Allstate Arena. This game completed DePaul's West Coast swing, the Demons having previously beaten the UC-Irvine Anteaters (I am not making that up).
The Bears outplayed the Demons in the first half, but two spectacular alley oop slams by Wilson Chandler combined with tough defense allowed the Blue Demons to pull away after the half.
For those of the Fish Head's vast readership not familiar with the university, DePaul is the largest Catholic university in the country and has a storied basketball history including many years with the legendary Ray Meyer as head coach. More importantly, the Fish Head, both the Fish Head's brothers, and the Fish Head's father, are all alumni of this esteemed Chicago institution.