Next up for the Cats is the Hated Duke Blue Devils. Yes, that's a capital H. Why? Because Duke destroyed the Cats season last year, and Humiliated us by snapping their record-breaking losing streak at our expense. Thus we are filled with hatred, vitriol, and bile, and we expect the Cats to crush, stomp, and destroy the Blue Devils.
However, despite Duke's hapless reputation in football, there are some vague signs of life. Duke has lured a successful new coach to the program, and opened their season last week with a win over James Madison. Yes, JM is 1-AA (FCS), but was highly ranked in FCS to open the season (remember UNH, anyone?).
The Fish Head's brother will be hosting a deckgate...GPS coordinates will be posted.
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