Tuesday, January 01, 2008

This just in...


According to the Clarendon Hills Gazette, local police have issued an arrest warrant for a local small-time con man, who uses the moniker "the Commish". The Commish is accused of operating rigged, illegal betting pools designed to rip off honest sports fans. Detective Pescado Cabeza of the Clarendon Hills Police Department released the attached artist sketch and vowed that the force would track down this sleazy two-bit criminal.

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